13 Ways To Tell If Your Priest Is An Undercover FBI Agent
Feb 10, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
So there you are, trying to worship peacefully, and then out of nowhere a priest tackles you to the ground and arrests you for radical traditionalism because you spoke in Latin. Now you're in Guantanamo Bay being waterboarded about where you were on January 6.
How'd you get here? You didn't keep your eyes open for FBI priests!
Here's how to discern that your parish is under federal control:
1. He's wearing aviators and an earpiece with his vestments
2. The new confessional booth looks a lot like a white van with FBI agents in it
2 comments:
Forwarded to many. And also the Chick-Fil-A one about Satan and cauliflower sandwiches.
Yes, that's a good one, too.
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