The Courtyard of a Great Sheikh:

I am almost certain that this is Swiftian satire, but hey, discuss anyway.
NEWTON'S OPTIC: THE ANSWER to all our problems is staring us in the face. It may even be quite literally staring at you, right now, across the breakfast table.

So put the paper down, stare back and ask yourself a selfless question.

Does the woman in your life really need a job?

(via Instapundit)