Bee Stings

U.S.—Despite offering thousands of thoughts and prayers to the victims of Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s latest flurry of moronic tweets, the nation’s religious people admitted at long last that their petitions were totally ineffective at preventing the pop astrophysicist from saying stupid things online. ... 
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For this last, the headline says about 90% of it, but I just couldn't leave it out:

Federal Government Launches GoFundMe Campaign To Pay Off $20 Trillion National Debt

2 comments:

E Hines said...

I bit, and took the quiz. I came out as President Trump. Thankfully, not woke at all.

Eric Hines

Assistant Village Idiot said...

I love the Babylon Bee. They will call their own to account, BTW, if they think they ain't walkin' the walk.