[A]round 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison.... A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.Apparently she called the police and reported that "a pirate" was attacking her. A gross mis-identification!
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I'll say! Chain mail on a pirate?!!
Shiver me timbers....as I sink all the way to Davey Jones' locker.
Silly woman.
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Several puncture marks in Bass would be appropriate....
Eric Hines
What do you call a pirate wearing armor?
An anchor.
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