Foreign Cars Do Sometimes Resemble Trolls

[A]round 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison.... A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.
Apparently she called the police and reported that "a pirate" was attacking her. A gross mis-identification!


DL Sly said...

I'll say! Chain mail on a pirate?!!
Shiver me I sink all the way to Davey Jones' locker.
Silly woman.

E Hines said...

Several puncture marks in Bass would be appropriate....

Eric Hines

MikeD said...

What do you call a pirate wearing armor?

An anchor.