This clip will never get old.



Heh.

Heh. "There are monsters that need pummeling"

Heh.

Sidepork Pandemonium.

I don't know. Don't ask.

Student suspended for riding horse to school

Zero Tolerance

World Cup Result.

The Devil is always in the details.

A computer game retailer revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of online shoppers, thanks to a clause in the terms and conditions agreed to by online shoppers.

The retailer, British firm GameStation, added the "immortal soul clause" to the contract signed before making any online purchases earlier this month. It states that customers grant the company the right to claim their soul.

Apparently the thing is an April Fool's joke, but still.

The power of contracts and deals runs very deep in Western civilization. God knows what could be conjured with something like this.

This little bit of fluff seems to be making the rounds:



I am always slightly astonished at the lengths people will go through for a joke. But it's still pretty neat for all that.

The original, if anybody wants to compare.

(via Glenn Reynolds)

DEVO + Neil Young.



Yeah. I didn't believe it either.

As American Digest notes: "Because we can".

I'll bet this is a lot funnier to me than to others around here.

WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama expressed frustration Wednesday after members of his cabinet failed to recognize his allusion to the 24th issue of the comic series Savage Sword Of Conan during their first major meeting together.

I read "The Savage Sword of Conan" pretty religiously.

Added the president, "For the love of Crom, am I the only one here who wants to keep the U.S. technologically competitive?"

Heh.

You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

Roland Burris Has Already Constructed His Terrifying Death Chamber

Governor Blagojevich has a sense of humor, that's for sure.

(via doubleplusundead)

"You need to know where you stand with them at all times."



Not quite as good as 'More cowbell', but still.

...And I saw a leg.



The Onion scores again.

(via OPFOR)

It was supposed to be a joke.

Craiglist is a sort of combination of want ads, employment ads, personal ads and so forth, started by this guy named Craig, and has ballooned into a thing covering a whole lot of cities across the planet.

Gerard Vanderleun, over at American Digest, observed a particularly striking personal ad, and decided to parody it. It seems many people in Seattle don't get the joke.

As he says:

"The French have a saying -- Les chiens n'obtiennent pas des plaisanteries.-- which translates to "Dogs don't get jokes." Neither, it would seem, do lonely hearts. I think I'll just print my "ad" out and file it in the back pages of my copy of "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."

Mascot Fight

Even though I'm a Cougar... I found this great.



Although it could have been much worse...