Who among us

Think twice before throwing the first stone, you killjoys:
Police arrested a [Yale alumnus] on Monday morning after he was allegedly seen entering a Tesla repair shop in Berkeley while naked and armed with a shotgun, officials said.
Impressive for a Yalie, maybe, but it doesn't hold a candle to immortal Florida Woman:
A Florida woman was arrested for riding a unicycle through a Walmart while juggling live crabs and drinking a margarita from a pitcher.
Honeslty, I'm not at all sure that one really happened, but the comments are great.

It's good to know that some people still know how to be the life of the party.

1 comment:

Grim said...

Usually stories like the Florida one are accompanied by comments to the effect that “I thought this was America!”