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Inspiring: US Women's Soccer Team To Boycott Scoring Goals Until Racism Is Defeated

I'd prefer that they boycott representing the US, given that they really shouldn't want to represent anything they believe is evil, but this works.

AOC Says How She Accidentally Glued Her Face To Her Coffee Table Is A Clear Failure Of Capitalism

Wisdom from our favorite economic genius.

Ben And Jerry's Introduces Fun New Flavor 'Push The Jews Into The Sea Salt And Caramel'

Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist

I'm not sure we have that long.