"Men's Grooming"

Apparently people think beards and long hair will be fashionable by summer. You can't get to the barber, see.

I haven't trimmed my beard since 2011, but I shave my head myself and have since it became obvious that male pattern baldness was in my genetic destiny. (That's OK; anyone can change their pronouns, but only a real man can display male pattern baldness.) I expect no changes in my 'grooming routine,' whatever that is.

3 comments:

Texan99 said...

I haven't had my hair cut professionally in about 20 years. A ponytail takes care of it.

ymarsakar said...

Learn to cut own hair.

douglas said...

If it turns out masks are a good idea, beards may be on the outs- poor seal.