Middle-Earth Announces Heavy Tariffs On Narnian Imports

MINAS TIRITH, GONDOR—Kicking off a major trade war between the two kingdoms, the Middle-Earth Trade Federation has announced heavy tariffs on the import of Narnian steel, sending the stock market into a freefall Thursday...

4 comments:

Grim said...

I'll bet Narnian spies are very effective.

raven said...

This is terrible! What starts with tariffs on Narnian steel will end up affecting the trade in Elvish made swords, get your Elvish blades NOW, while you still can!

james said...

The Bee stings some other things too:

http://babylonbee.com/news/bee-explains-prosperity-gospel/

"A devout follower of Christ named Judas Iscariot laid the foundation for the prosperity gospel circa AD 30 when he successfully named and claimed a bag full of money in the name of Jesus..."

Tom said...

I'll bet Narnian spies are very effective.

Indeed, Middle Earth should probably ban wardrobes.