Middle-Earth Announces Heavy Tariffs On Narnian Imports
MINAS TIRITH, GONDOR—Kicking off a major trade war between the two
kingdoms, the Middle-Earth Trade Federation has announced heavy tariffs
on the import of Narnian steel, sending the stock market into a freefall
Thursday...
This is terrible! What starts with tariffs on Narnian steel will end up affecting the trade in Elvish made swords, get your Elvish blades NOW, while you still can!
"A devout follower of Christ named Judas Iscariot laid the foundation for the prosperity gospel circa AD 30 when he successfully named and claimed a bag full of money in the name of Jesus..."
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I'll bet Narnian spies are very effective.
This is terrible! What starts with tariffs on Narnian steel will end up affecting the trade in Elvish made swords, get your Elvish blades NOW, while you still can!
The Bee stings some other things too:
http://babylonbee.com/news/bee-explains-prosperity-gospel/
"A devout follower of Christ named Judas Iscariot laid the foundation for the prosperity gospel circa AD 30 when he successfully named and claimed a bag full of money in the name of Jesus..."
I'll bet Narnian spies are very effective.
Indeed, Middle Earth should probably ban wardrobes.
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