How to Co-Opt a Protester

James Taranto is the master.

For a protest against business, Occupy Wall Street seems to be generating a lot of it. For one thing, it's a tourist attraction: We talked to a college girl visiting from Salt Lake City and a guy who had come up from Maryland. (He is photographer Ed Fagan, whose work accompanies this column and whose protest slide show can be viewed here. He is available for weddings and other occasions.)

Maybe he can find out where we can hire some of those Guy-Fawkes-mask guys to cater our next birthday party.