Fake News Today

DB: Draft dodgers vote to make women register for the draft.

BB: 'Kamala Harris is extremely likeable and good at her job,' announces Psaki for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Actually, that last one's not fake. I don't think the first one is either.

1 comment:

ymarsakar said...

The user of the 'Ymarsakar' account has been arrested by the FBI after informant declared said person was "a threat to humanity".

The suspect is in solitary confinement until charged in 2025. When asked to comment, suspect said:

Y: I've been confined in my wizard cave for almost 20 years, just a few more isn't going to kill me. But may God have mercy on the rest of you zombies... Judgment is coming.