Headline: "Scientists: Vegetarian cavemen died off."
Meat-eating cavemen? They're your ancestors!
How about the beer-drinking cavemen? Trick question: cavemen didn't drink beer, because the invention of beer was what gave rise to civilization.
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Vegetarian cavemen? That's what other omnivores called food.
Not to mention those vegans were unable to avail themselves of this advancement in human evolution, so they remained childless.
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