Oh, give it a rest

Some suggestions from "Pour Me Coffee" for responses to trolls.

It is solely your responsibility to find the hilarity.  No humor explanations. 

Please tell me more about how I might use my time and talent to perfectly match your unique sensibilities! 

I appreciate your candor, but it is none of my business what you think of me. 

I confess to the exaggeration you identified.  This technique is sometimes used in humor.

H/t Rocket Science.