DB: Army Disastrously Tries To Copy "Fleet Week"

An Army attempt to copy the success of the Navy’s Fleet Week has resulted in seven casualties, $82 million in lost business revenue, and a near war with Canada, sources report. The senior service’s first attempt to demonstrate the finest land warfare traditions through patriotic demonstrations such as foot patrols, L-shaped ambushes and artillery barrages, created riots, widespread panic and a short-lived gang coalition.
That reminds me of the time that Irish-American veterans of the US Army invaded Canada.

2 comments:

Eric Blair said...

Heh.

Ymar Sakar said...

This one doesn't sound nearly as plausible as the previous Duffels. Which may be a prophetic warning actually. Assuming satire is a good indicator of future socio political currents.