The Unity of Consciousness, Part I
Even a summary of this problem -- indeed, even a book-length summary -- would necessarily compress a massive amount of careful argument. What I am hoping to provide here is more like a sketch of a summary of the problem; to tackle the problem with the seriousness it deserves is the work of years, not a few hours. The basic problem is twofold: how can I have knowledge about the world, and how can I communicate regarding knowledge of the world with other minds in a useful way?
Note that this is different from the question of "how/why did communication between intelligent beings arise?" One can accept an evolutionary response to that kind of question: it arose because, when 'tried' by animals who happened into it, it proved valuable. This is a different question, which is about how (and indeed whether) it is possible for such a thing to be at all. If evolutionary utility were the only criterion, why do animals not teleport themselves or engage in other sorts of fantastic behavior? They do not because they cannot. They do this because they can: but why can they? It's a very difficult problem.
Let's start with Kant's idea of transcendental unity of apperception. He was responding to some difficulties raised by Hume -- Hume is still today a powerful source for difficulties -- about how the mind can work. Kant argues that when we take our sense perceptions -- sight, hearing, touch, and so forth -- we must mentally mold our various senses into a single object that can serve as an object of thought. This is called representation (that is, we are re-presenting the sense data as an object of thought rather than as data per se). It's not just the object that has to be represented as a whole, though: we must also represent all of our disparate experiences as a kind of unity, the unity we take to be ourselves (for what are we if not the sum total of our experiences?).
One consequence of this approach is that we end up being unable to have any knowledge at all about anything in the world. Those things are not what our minds represent to us: the unity imposed upon them is artificial, for one thing. Thus, what we have "knowledge" about is only our representations, not the things themselves. Kant calls these things "noumina" and our representations "phenomena," and argues that noumenon are completely unknowable by human beings.
That's going to be a problem for communication about the world -- for science, say. We think that we are engaged in learning about the world through the scientific method, which involves experiements, measurements, and then communication of our results to see if others can reproduce them. If Kant is right, no part of that approach works the way we think it does. Our experiments are not of the world, but of mental phenomena that are different from the world in ways we not only cannot know but cannot conceive. Our measurements are likewise. Our theories about the meaning of these results are thus doubly disconnected from reality, because they are theories about theories about what things are really like. That's problematic enough, but now I need to convey them to you for you to try to reproduce.
You've got your own set of representations. Since neither you nor I have access to the things in the world, but only our individually constructed representations, we have absolutely no way of knowing if we are talking about the same objects. When I communicate my ideas to you, what I think I'm saying to you is being filtered as sound impulses and then re-presented by your mind to you according to your own unity of apperception: thus, I have no idea what you're hearing when I tell you something.
We might be satisfied to say, "Well, my own unity will represent all input in a coherent way, so while I don't really know if you're agreeing with me or not, it will appear to me that we agree on the basic facts." That would make sense, but it doesn't explain why science appears to give us increasing new capacities to do physical things: we can work together to produce rockets that fly to the moon, for example. That's a capacity that suggests that we really are cooperating: there's nothing in our pre-existing unity that should suggest it. It is a capacity that arises from this cooperation, which suggests that the cooperation is real.
We might say, "Well, let's stick with the evolutionary explanation. Our brain structures are similar enough that we can 'understand' each other to a certain degree because similar structures produce similar representations." Even if this were fully adequate, which it isn't, it doesn't make sense of the problem of why we can understand things that aren't like us. I usually use horses as a model for examining the question of a unitary order of reason across species (an idea also rooted in Kant, via Sebastian Rödl's explorations); but we have a similar capacity with animals of any kind. We seem to be able to distinguish between animals that are reacting to a pre-programmed instinct versus those which seem to have a capacity to reason and learn, for example, even if we don't share much evolutionary history with them.
The explanation is also inadequate because it simply doesn't answer the depth of the problem. Kant's argument gives us a world in which we can have no knowledge whatsoever of the reality around us, including the minds of others. To argue that our brain structures are 'mostly similar' is thus to argue facts not in evidence. We can't know any facts about the structures of our brains, only about the phenomena of the structures of our brains -- and these are likely being represented according to a pre-existing internal order that makes them accord to some degree with what we expect from them.
It also just doesn't make sense to leap from "it is impossible to have any knowledge whatsoever about the things themselves" to "nevertheless, we seem to do a pretty good job." You can't jump from "impossible" to "a pretty good capacity" in the same way that you can't build a line out of points. The points have no extension, so no number of them added together will give you an extended line. Likewise, no amount of phenomena can be combined into a noumenon: no phenomenon contains any nouminal content.
This has led people to question, well, everything: it has led otherwise serious people to wander around speculating about Zombies (which set of arguments, by the way Joe, is very similar to the ones you cited to me re: whether AIs would have real consciousness); or mad scientists keeping our brains in a vat.
Or it has led people -- particularly practical-minded people -- simply to ignore the problem and pretend it doesn't exist. This science stuff seems to work; why worry too much about why it works?
I suppose I will stop here, and call this "part one," because there remains a great deal to be said about what I think the right way to resolve the problem happens to be. For now, though, maybe we should stop and take a moment to appreciate the problem.
Economics & Medieval Norwegian Coins
The trick is in the coins’ metallic body – a mix of copper and silver that makes them much less sturdy than coins from present times. Medieval coins were easily frayed by everyday use, and by studying the degree of this wear and tear, Gullbekk was able to come up with rough estimates of how many hands the coins have seen in their lifetime.
Gullbekk explains that if one knows the time period certain coins were used, one can make a well-informed guess of the coin’s circulation velocity in the years it was used as currency.
A Wise Notion
Eagleton has not reneged on scepticism: he is just sceptical about it.That strikes me as very wise. There is nothing that should more stimulate us to be skeptical than skepticism.
Dangerous choices
Only in New Orleans, where devastation from levee breaches during Hurricane Katrina led to an extreme makeover of schools, have results been dramatic. Although there were bright spots, city schools as a whole were among the worst-performing in the state before the disaster.Grim and I sometimes argue about the value of the free market. He is skeptical of its tendency to monetize values that should be beyond monetization. I in turn am drawn to its way of putting choices in the hands of the recipients of goods and services. The advantage of competition is not that someone wins and someone loses. The advantage is that customers can gravitate to what succeeds and abandon what does not. The "losers" in this contest aren't doomed to bleak lives in hovels after their customers withdraw their resources and support. They can always adopt the winning strategies if they like, and quit losing. What they can't do is force their customers to keep coming back to hear a new set of excuses for failure. Parents don't have to agree or disagree with any of the excuses. They can simply go to another school, which is getting better results with a different approach.
Since the state took over most schools post-Katrina, that is changing. Recovery School District students, including charter and traditional campuses, posted their fourth consecutive year of improvement last year. The proportion of students scoring at grade level or above grew to 48 percent in 2011 -- more than double the percentage in 2007.
That progress has come as most city schools became public charter schools, a concept that the governor's legislation would expand statewide.
Some opponents of the reform legislation have tried to make charter schools seem like a questionable experiment and point to the failure of some schools. But there are highly successful, stable charter schools in New Orleans. And the fact that some unsuccessful schools have been closed down is a sign that the system is working.
Engagement
Stuffed with Stuff
When Galaxies Go Bad
Trying to find something amusing on TV while I crochet away the afternoon, I stumbled on a real gem of a "science" show on what we like to call the "Not If But When" channel. It wrapped up with some of the silliest anthropomorphizing I'd heard in a long time. The parts in quotations were spoken by people purporting to be real-live astronomers:Galaxies are home to stars, solar systems, stars, planets, and moons. Everything that's important happens in galaxies. Galaxies are the lifeblood of the universe. "We arose because we live in a galaxy. Everything we can see and everything that matters to us happens within galaxies."We were discussing recently the appropriate use of poetry in science writing. We also have been discussing the abiding human need to construct fables of meaning, but I prefer my fables more coherent than this. The producers of the show (and most of the "scientists" they were interviewing) needed to put down that doobie. If we had been somewhere else, we wouldn't be here. But as it is, no matter where we go, there we are. And I can feel my skeleton.But the truth is, galaxies are delicate structures, held together by dark matter [previously identified as the stuff that must be there because it accounts for the tendency of galaxies to stay together when otherwise we'd expect them to fling apart]. Now, scientists have found another force at work in the universe. It's called "dark energy." Dark energy has the opposite effect of dark matter. Instead of binding galaxies together, it pushes them apart. "The dark energy, which we've only discovered in the last decade, which is the dominant stuff in the universe, is far more mysterious. We don't have the slightest idea why it's there." "What it's made from, we don't really know. We know it's there, but we don't really know what it is or what it's doing." "Dark energy is really weird. It's as if space has little springs in it, which are causing things to repel each other, and push them apart."Far in the future, scientists think that dark energy will win the cosmic battle with dark matter, and that victory will start to drive galaxies apart. "Dark energy's going to kill galaxies off; it's going to do that by causing all the galaxies to recede further and further away from us until they're invisible, until they're moving away from us faster than the speed of light, so the rest of the universe will literally disappear before our very eyes. Not today, not tomorrow, but in perhaps a trillion years, the rest of the universe will have disappeared." Galaxies will become lonely outposts.But that's not going to happen for a very long time. For now, the universe is thriving, and galaxies are creating the right conditions for life to exist. "Without galaxies, I wouldn't be here, you wouldn't be here, perhaps life itself wouldn't be here." "We're lucky. Life has only evolved on Earth because our tiny solar system was born in the right part of the galaxy. If we were any closer to the center, well, we wouldn't be here." "At the center of the galaxy, life can be extremely violent, and in fact, if our solar system were closer to the center of our galaxy, it would be so radioactive that we couldn't exist at all."Too far away from the center would be just as bad. Out there, there aren't as many stars. We might not exist at all. "So in some sense, we are in the 'Goldilocks' zone of the galaxy: not too close, not too far, just right." . . .More and more scientific research is focusing on galaxies. They hold the key to how the universe works. "We should be amazed to live at this time: here, in a random universe, on a random planet, on the outskirts of a random galaxy, where we can ask questions and understand things from the beginning of the universe to the end. We should celebrate our brief moment in the sun."Galaxies are born. They evolve, they collide, and they die. Galaxies are the superstars of the scientific world, and even the scientists who study them have their favorites . . . . "My favorite galaxy is the Milky Way galaxy. It's my true home."We're lucky that the Milky Way provides the right conditions for us to live. Our destiny is linked to our galaxy, and to all galaxies. They made us, they shape us, and our future is in their hands.
Full Metal Jousting
Anytime something of the past can be preserved like this, it's a good thing.
Haidt's Surveys
Dr. Haidt has updated his online quizzes, which you may enjoy taking for fun or edification; or just to help see the point he's trying to make. I was pleased to score perfectly on the scientific knowledge quiz, for example; it's not hard, and I expect all of you will do likewise. Both liberals and conservatives average over six out of seven total points.
The point he is making that gets the most attention comes from his "Sacredness Survey," where he's pushing the argument that conservatives and liberals share three value systems (fairness, avoidance of harm, and purity), but that conservatives have two more (authority and in-group loyalty).
I learn from this survey that Haidt's model ranks me as considering all but one of these values considerably more sacred than is normal for either liberals or conservatives; the exception is authority, for which I apparently have almost no respect whatsoever.
That helps me to understand Dr. Haidt's point, but it shows me that he doesn't quite understand my way of thinking about things. I have a great deal of respect for legitimate authority; but I run it in with in-group loyalty. That is to say, my view of legitimate authority is that it arises from a mutual and reciprocal bond of loyalty. Lacking such a bond, there is no legitimate authority. This is because authority must be earned and deserved.
You'll find the surveys interesting, and perhaps illuminating. I also have it on good authority that Cassandra will be writing about this book soon, so you'll get a head start on your homework!
Speaking of cognitive dissonance
My sister, a dyed-in-the-wool liberal, had a coffee cup made for her husband, bearing a slogan she admires: "Never talk to your government without a lawyer." Her husband is a lawyer, as of course am I. She had just finished mentioning to me that I'd have a chance to meet a friend of hers at my niece's upcoming wedding, and that I would like her: she's a lawyer, but the "good kind." (No trace of irony or self-awareness.) She also seems blissfully unaware of the irony of her mug, given her otherwise unbounded enthusiasm for looking to government for solutions to everything. I might have observed that I wasn't looking forward to having to bring my lawyer to my medical appointments in decades to come.I come from a mixed household: my mother was Catholic, my father Jewish. So I went to confession, but I brought a lawyer. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
-- I believe you know Mr. Cohen."
Housemoms: the new "bling"
The one constant in all of this agonizing over a woman's proper role has been that if the woman happens to be a liberal, there is no wrong answer. But if she's conservative, there is no right answer. . . . [S]ome folks on the right are just as deeply confusicated about all this pesky talk of women having dangerous choices as their progressive brethren in Christ.
What of the Grand Jury?
Still, this seems like a case in which a grand jury would have been especially appropriate. The grand jury dates to Henry II's reforms, and its guarantee was demanded of King John in Magna Carta. It is a panel whose special purpose is to ensure that a jury of peers agrees that charges are appropriate, which seems especially to be proper in cases where there is tremendous political pressure on the government to find a way to bring charges against someone.
Thus the Fifth Amendment says:
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury.......except in certain cases pertaining to actual military service. Florida is standing on the fact that this is not a capital case, but it surely meets the standard of a charge of an "infamous crime." The level of publicity, and attending political pressures, seem to make this exactly the kind of case in which a grand jury would be most appropriate.
I'm sure there is a legal tradition of interpreting "infamous crime" of which I am unaware; but I'd like to ask you for the benefit of your education and experience in these matters.
Sic Transit Santorum
Daddy Was A Godfearing Man, Whose Father Shot the Chief of Police
The story is familiar; my great-great grandfather is supposed to have killed a sheriff and several deputies in the factional guerrilla fighting that came after the Civil War. I have no reason to doubt the story; in fact, I have the musket, whose lock is the right age, and whose stock was hand-cut.
Flowers and Fire
Easter lilies

Lilium longiflorum is a native of the Ryukyu Islands of southern Japan. Beginning in the late 1800s, the bulb was cultivated in Bermuda and then shipped to the United States. American production of the Easter lily began when an Oregon soldier named Louis Houghton returned home from World War I with some of the bulbs and shared them with fellow gardeners.When World War II began and Asian sources of the bulbs were cut off, suddenly imported Easter lilies became scarce and expensive. American lily nursery production began in earnest, and the bulbs were known as “white gold” to growers attempting to make a profit. By 1945, 1,200 lily growers were in business up and down the west coast. Today the market is dominated by a handful of growers located on the the Oregon-California border in an approximately 12-mile-long strip of land along the Pacific coast, called the "Easter Lily Capital of the World."
Laudate Dominum omnes gentes, alleluia
Am, E, Am, G
Fêtez-le tous les pays, Alléluia!
Son amour envers nous s'est montré le plus fort,
Eternelle est sa fidélité, Alléluia!
Dieu monte parmi l'acclamation,
Le Seigneur aux éclats du cor.
Sonnez pour notre Dieu, sonnez,
Sonnez pour notre Roi, sonnez!
Acclamez, acclamez Dieu toute la terre,
Chantez à la gloire de son nom, en disant:
"Toute la terre se prosterne devant toi,
Elle chante pour toi, elle chante pour ton nom."
Resurrection
He saw not only Them; he saw Him. This animal, this thing begotten in a bed, could look on Him. What is blinding, suffocating fire to you, is now cool light to him, is clarity itself, and wears the form of a Man. You would like, if you could, to interpret the patient's prostration in the Presence, his self-abhorrence and utter knowledge of his sins (yes, Wormwood, a clearer knowledge even than yours) on the analogy of your own choking and paralysing sensations when you encounter the deadly air that breathes from the heart of Heaven. But it's all nonsense. Pains he may still have to encounter, but they embrace those pains. They would not barter them for any earthly pleasure. All the delights of sense, or heart, or intellect, with which you could once have tempted him, even the delights of virtue itself, now seem to him in comparison but as the half nauseous attractions of a raddled harlot would seem to a man who hears that his true beloved whom he has loved all his life and whom he had believed to be dead is alive and even now at his door. He is caught up into that world where pain and pleasure take on transfinite values and all our arithmetic is dismayed.C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters
Truth is Stonger than Lies
Life is stronger than death. Good is stronger than evil. Love is stronger than hate. Truth is stronger than lies.
The darkness that poses a real threat to mankind, after all, is the fact that he can see and investigate tangible material things, but cannot see where the world is going or whence it comes, where our own life is going, what is good and what is evil.That does, indeed, seem to be the challenge of the era. Notice, though, that 'something can come from nothing' only if we dramatically change the meaning of the word "nothing." "Nothing" now means something, something like 'the potential for the creation of a universe.' And that, as it happens, is nothing other than the orthodox position: the universe came from that which had the potential to create it.
What kind of thing is that? To say that it is "nothing" is merely to give it a new name: but it is the same thing, whatever name you call it by.
Meditation on Some Things that Need Forgiving
John Derbyshire and Racism
I see that Derbyshire's latest piece got him fired from National Review. Well, National Review has been run by cowards for a while now. Still, there is one part in particular that really deserves condemnation:
In that pool of forty million, there are nonetheless many intelligent and well-socialized blacks. (I’ll use IWSB as an ad hoc abbreviation.) You should consciously seek opportunities to make friends with IWSBs. In addition to the ordinary pleasures of friendship, you will gain an amulet against potentially career-destroying accusations of prejudice.That's a hell of a thing to say to any man who was your friend -- or rather, who ever thought he was. If Derbyshire is advocating such deception -- toward a man you'd dare to call a friend! -- it's the kind of deception I admired him for never making. If he has actually made such deceptions in the past, he's not the man I took him to be from his writings.
Other flaws in the piece are lesser because they lie within the scope of fair play for social commentary: he is guilty of anecdotal evidence for very serious claims, which should expose him to refutation if there is stronger evidence against his positions. But that is fair play: refute him. Or, he makes much of IQ data the value of which is in serious contest; that's a fight that can be had fairly as well. Or, his recommendations for practical action are uncharitable and may be overwrought; but there, too, a response can be formulated. (I went down to Freaknik '93 myself, alone and after midnight, and suffered no ill effects; though several young men did advise me that I would be subject to violence if I did not leave, none of them seemed inclined to actually undertake it. Is that evidence for against his position? Whichever, it's only one more anecdote: where is the data?)
The question isn't whether Derbyshire is a racist: he always proclaimed that he was one. I'm an antiracist myself, but I've known enough racists who were otherwise good men -- even very good men -- that I have come to think that this is something we need to think through much more carefully than we usually do.
One of them we have almost forgotten: the Reverend Mr. Wright. He was a fighting man too, a former Marine, who nevertheless had some hostile and vicious things to say about us and our country. I always liked him, just because he was the kind of man who would call on God to damn me. God probably should. The whole miracle of Easter week is that God did so much to avoid damning those of us who merit it.
Derbyshire has written many things I disagree with, but that's why I always liked him. His word was good: right or wrong, he'd defend the ground where he planted his flag.
If his racism has caused him to travel under false flags, deeming black men unworthy of an honest accounting of his friendship, that is a very great offense. It is worse that it violates a virtue that he had otherwise given every appearance of mastering. It should not, however, prevent us from recognizing that he is currently defending his honest position -- whether he lives or dies on this ground, he has chosen it and will fight for it.
Long Riders
I still managed to get a fire started. Many years ago now a Boy Scout leader took us out in a downpour and taught us how. We stripped the bark off dead wood that was hanging off the ground in trees, and built up a hot little fire out of the smallest twigs so gathered, which could then begin to dry the larger pieces. The largest pieces, once stripped of bark, we chopped into the thicker pieces to fuzz out the drier wood inside, and put on the fire to dry and burn.
None of us but him could do it at the time, and we boys called him "Liquid Sunshine" behind his back. Nevertheless, with practice, I found that I could do it. It's been a skill I've been very glad to have over the years, and this week as much as ever. So thanks, Liquid Sunshine, wherever you are.
With the heavy weather, it took all day to get there, but sure enough just before we crossed the Virginia line we found blue skies and perfect weather.
What we didn't find was a campsite. I had checked to be sure the campsites would be open... that is, I checked to be sure the Forest Service campsites would be open. It never occurred to me that rest of the Federal government's campsites would open on different days. Turns out that even the Forest Service's campsites don't all open on the same days -- and the Parkway's campsites won't be open until May.
Which is no big deal, if you're in the national forest, because you can camp in a "dispersed" fashion without problems. There is no dispersed camping on the Parkway.
Oh, and my plans to camp in Shenandoah National Park? Apparently those campgrounds had a later opening date as well.
Naturally, the Forest Service didn't put up a sign to this effect at the start of the road, but only at the gates of the campground, thirty miles back. Since we could only go about 10 miles per hour back in that country (my motorcycle is not a dirt bike, in spite of the fact that I periodically insist on using it as such), we spent hours in a thunderstorm getting in, and then had to work our way out to find another place to rest.
It was a grand adventure, in other words. Exactly what I wanted. I was sorry to see it end, as all good things must do. The last day of the ride was misty and cold in the morning, warm and sunny in the afternoon. We cut down through South Carolina, taking the Cherokee Foothills Scenic Parkway.
I hope you've had a great week in my absence. It looks as if there's been lots to talk about, but for now, let me just wish you a Happy Easter.
A Photo from the Road
The Garden of Eden
In case you've ever wondered what your garden could look like if you had 7 million tulip bulbs and ten months of the year to devote to one eye-popping 60-day show every spring.







Holy Week
. . . Love deep as the sea as a rose must wither,
As the rose-red seaweed that mocks the rose.
Shall the dead take thought for the dead to love them ?
What love was ever as deep as a grave ?
They are loveless now as the grass above them
Or the wave.
Here death may deal not again for ever;
From the graves they have made they shall rise up never,
Who have left nought living to ravage and rend.
Earth, stones, and thorns of the wild ground growing,
While the sun and the rain live, these shall be;
Till a last wind's breath upon all these blowing
Roll the sea.
Till the slow sea rise and the sheer cliff crumble,
Till terrace and meadow the deep gulfs drink,
Till the strength of the waves of the high tides humble
The fields that lessen, the rocks that shrink,
Here now in his triumph where all things falter,
Stretched out on the spoils that his own hand spread,
As a god self-slain on his own strange altar,
Death lies dead.
From "A Forsaken Garden," Algernon Charles Swinburne, 1837-1909
Wind in Real Time
Out of the Wilderness and into the Wild
On the subject of which, I have been reading a very interesting book: Corinne J. Saunders' The Forest of Medieval Romance: Avernus, Broceliande, Arden. Dr. Saunders is comfortable in English from Old to Middle to Modern, as well as several forms of medieval French and Latin. As such she has created a wonderful book on how the forest was portrayed in the period's literature, but with an introductory chapter on the sources for Medieval conceptions of the forest.
She argues there are three sources that get run together in the romantic literature: the legal status of the forest in the Germanic and post-Roman world; the Biblical desert or wilderness, which was a place for training for purity as well as for seeking God; and a neoplatonic thread that tended to think of the forest (silva) in the way that the ancient Greeks had thought of the wood (hyle).
We have talked about the basic conflict between the form, or order, that Christianity assigns to God (logos); against that, in Plato's Timeaus and in the neoplatonic tradition, which includes many Christian thinkers, is the underlying chaos that God is forming ("And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters."). In the romance, this plays out in the forest: the town, like the garden, is the place where men have helped to bring order to the primal chaos of nature. The forest is the home of outlaws, bandit knights, wild beasts, and demons:
There the monk encounters the demon, an encounter that it must be said is inevitable, for the demon is at home in the desert. (Saunders, 15)It is also the home of the faerie, whose name properly means Fates, who for the ancients are the true powers of this world. These are the things that, as Tex's source reminds us, the Saxons expected even God to have to answer: and the glory of Christ, over Woden, was in conquering.
Christ tells his followers to not resist, but in the Saxon version it is because he must undergo ‘the workings of fate’, the ultimate determinant of reality to the pagan Germanic peoples. When he is crucified, the cross is interpreted as a tree or gallows, which would have seemed similar to the hanging of Woden in the cosmic tree when he tried to learn the riddle of death and discovered the mysterious runes...
Once resurrected, the warrior Christ becomes greater than Woden having escaped his own fated death with his own power and ascending to the right hand of God; the old Gods have been replaced by the Saxon saviour.If it pleases the fates, I shall return to you on Easter. I bid you a good week.
A New Approach to Movies?
This one appears to be a cross between Raiders of the Lost Ark and Crimson Skies. You can watch it, and then go to their studio website to let them know if you'd go and see such a film in the theater -- should they invest in producing it.
Hey, Looks Like They're Remaking "Snow White"...
The dwarfs... teach the princess to believe in herself in a Rocky-esque training montage of swordplay and thuggery. When Snow must face the Queen in the dark woods for their ultimate battle sequence, she says to Prince Alcott, a handsome nothing played by Armie Hammer (a Romney son would have worked just as well), "I've read so many stories where the prince saves the princess. I think it's time we change that ending. This is my fight."How unexpected. I'm sure audiences will be stunned.
MMA Ancient-Style
Pankration was such a bloody sport that it had only two known rules: no eye-gouging and no biting. Aside from these restrictions, anything was fair game. Philostratos, an ancient writer who lived around the same time as Flavillianus, wrote that pankration competitors are skillful in different types of strangulation. "They bend ankles and twist arms and throw punches and jump on their opponents," (Translation from the book "Arete: Greek sports from ancient sources," Stephen Gaylord Miller, 2004).Apparently one of the champions was such a successful military recruiter for Rome that, after he died, they created a place for him in the cult of the Band of Heroes.
Thass a lotta words just to say "Never Mind"

Apropos of our recent discussion on impenetrable scientific writing, this disguised admission from the IPCC's most recent Special Report on Extremes:
FAQ 3.1 Is the Climate Becoming More Extreme? . . . None of the above instruments has yet been developed sufficiently as to allow us to confidently answer the question posed here. Thus we are restricted to questions about whether specific extremes are becoming more or less common, and our confidence in the answers to such questions, including the direction and magnitude of changes in specific extremes, depends on the type of extreme, as well as on the region and season, linked with the level of understanding of the underlying processes and the reliability of their simulation in models. . . .Which pretty much amounts to: "Actually, as it turns out, we have no clue." So much for Anthropogenic GlobalThere is medium evidence and high agreement that long-term trends in normalized losses have not been attributed to natural or anthropogenic climate change . . . . The statement about the absence of trends in impacts attributable to natural or anthropogenic climate change holds for tropical and extratropical storms and tornados . . . . The absence of an attributable climate change signal in losses also holds for flood losses.
Goodnight, Mr. Scruggs:
We were lucky to live in the right time to hear him play.
The Georgia Botanical Garden
The herbs grown by the Medievals often had medicinal value. In London in 1673, the Worshipful Society of Apothicaries founded a "physic garden" to provide adequate supplies of rare herbs and plants to study in the quest to improve human health. The University of Georgia maintains this one in a knotwork pattern.
Inflation
Unless it was minted by Charlemagne for his coronation, in which case it is apparently worth €160,000. That is $213,072 at what Google is giving as the current rates.
I expect it would be hard to make change.
(H/t: Medieval News).
A Better Approach to Legislation
Mr. Clement, there are so many things in this Act that are unquestionably okay. I think you would concede that reauthorizing what is the Indian Healthcare Improvement Act changes to long benefits, why make Congress redo those? I mean it's a question of whether we say everything you do is no good, now start from scratch, or to say, yes, there are many things in here that have nothing to do frankly with the affordable healthcare and there are some that we think it's better to let Congress to decide whether it wants them in or out. So why should we say it's a choice between a wrecking operation, which is what you are requesting, or a salvage job.You know what would prevent Congress from being in this position in the future? Passing discrete laws to deal with particular problems, instead of 2,700 page boilermakers that they don't even have time to read before they pass.
It would be healthy for Congress to have to go back and re-pass every good part of the bill, insofar as there are any. For the Court to undertake to do the work of sorting this out for them is to present Congress with a kind of moral hazard: it will make it less likely in the future that the legislature will exercise diligence in reading or considering the legislation it passes, and it will make it more likely they will continue to lump thousands of legal changes together instead of carefully considering each law as it comes up. The American people must live under these laws, after all: it is therefore important that no law should ever be passed without due care and consideration.
Neither this Congress nor any recent Congress has demonstrated a great deal of fortitude in the face of moral hazards. This ought to be a consideration.
Fighting below Krac des Chevaliers
Medievalists.net has more details.
It lost a bit in translation
In the early 9th century, Charlemagne's missionaries translated the Gospels into Old Saxon in order to aid the conversion of their conquered enemies. Luke's description of Christ's arrest near Gethsemane is rendered under the title of "Christ the chieftain is captured, Peter the mighty soldier defends him boldly."
Christ’s warrior companions saw warriors coming up the mountain making a great dinAngry armed men. Judas the hate filled man was showing them the way.
The enemy clan, the Jews, were marching behind.
The warriors marched forward, the grim Jewish army, until they had come to the Christ.
There he stood, the famous chieftain.
Christ’s followers, wise men deeply distressed by this hostile action
Held their position in front.
They spoke to their chieftain, ‘My Lord chieftain’, they said, ‘if it should now
Be your will that we be impaled here under spear points
Wounded by their weapons then nothing would be so good to us as to die here
Pale from mortal wounds for our chieftain’.
Then he got really angry
Simon Peter, the mighty, noble swordman flew into a rage.
His mind was in such turmoil he could not speak a single word.
His heart became intensely bitter because they wanted to tie up his Lord there.
So he strode over angrily, that very daring Thane, to stand in front of his commander
Right in front of his Lord.
No doubting in his mind, no fearful hesitation in his chest he drew his blade
And struck straight ahead at the first man of the enemy with all the strength in his hands
So that Malchus was cut and wounded on the right side by the sword.
His ear was chopped off.
He was so badly wounded in the head that his cheek and ear burst open with the mortal wound
Blood gushed out, pouring from the wound.
The men stood back; they were afraid of the slash of the sword.
Which is about how Hollywood would stage it now, I suspect, except that they'd probably put the sword in Mary Magdalene's hand.
Honky Tonk Angels, and Other Glories
This next band appears to be Belgian, to judge from what I've been able to dig up on them, but they seem to have the spirit more or less right. That doesn't always happen when Europeans try on American mythology.
Cheaper Than Water
For well over a thousand years now, we’ve had a problem with “the vice of drunkenness”. “Before the Roman came to Rye or out to Severn strode, The rolling English drunkard made the rolling English road,” as the writer GK Chesterton put it. As far back as 1362, the Archbishop of Canterbury said: “The tavern is worshipped rather than the church, gluttony and drunkenness is more abundant than tears and prayers.”
...[currently supermarkets] sell cider cheaper than water.Cheaper than water? That was true of the beer in China when we were there. Bottled water was quite expensive, whereas the local brew was very nearly free: I think I worked out that it cost something like eight cents a quart.
It sounds as though earlier policies aimed at this problem have been successful. As the article notes, in the 19th century the problem was hard liquor, especially gin. Wise Victorians decided that they needed to make lighter drinks like wine and beer -- and cider -- cheaper and more easily available. Thus, they passed laws that resulted in the opening of tens of thousands of beer halls.
The author agrees, finally, that this is the right road to taming the problem today: "We need to get people back into the British boozer and not getting sozzled at home on supermarket deals."
That sounds like a well-formulated policy. It's also important to keep things in perspective. Since we cited an archbishop in 1362, why not consider a more famous sermon from an earlier English archbishop?
Sword-Fighting Restaurant Owner Defeats Robber
The other thing about it is the sidebar listing similar stories of sword attacks. There are a dozen of them from Florida alone.
Via FARK (of course).
No Taxation?
The old law refers to things designated a "tax," but Congress chose not to call the penalty a "tax." To call it a tax would have further inflamed the political opposition to the health care bill. Now that the bill has passed, however, we can coolly examine what it really is, and what it really is is what counts when the question is whether Congress has an enumerated constitutional power. It really is a tax, so it's within Congress's power to tax. That's the argument.It's not much of an argument, though, because the "old law" is still relevant. Thus, it won't do to say that this wasn't a tax by 1867's standards, but it is by today's. We have to say that right now it is not a tax, because if it were that would create negative consequences for the government's desire to resolve this issue now; and that also, right now, it is a tax because otherwise Congress has no authority to do it.
One thing that I find odd is that the administration doesn't want to take the out -- apparently they argued earlier that this was a tax (full stop), and thus that the 1867 law prevented any lawsuits until someone had paid the tax. That would put the issue off until 2015, when presumably every insurance company in America will be well on its way to going out of business because of the costs associated with compliance. By 2015, in other words, the law won't be subject to being overturned in the same way, because the private health-insurance market will have been crippled. You'll be well on your way to something like single payer.
So what's the deal? Is this a calculation by the President that he won't be re-elected, and thus putting off the court ruling a year or two is not a good idea? An expected conservative shift in the court's composition seems like the only thing I can think of that is strong enough to shift the balance on the above calculation. That's a not a show of confidence by the administration as to its chances for re-election.




