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BB:  New bodyguard hired for Epstein mistress.
Following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell for sex abuse charges, the FBI is taking no chances in keeping her safe while she awaits trial. Sparing no expense, the FBI has hired top-notch Italian bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli.... Thanks to the particularly glowing reviews from high-profile individuals such as President Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew, all federal prison security checks were waived for Hiluigi....

Clintonelli also connected all camera feeds to her personal server to ensure that all recorded video was properly secured.
Do we want to run a death pool on how long this woman lasts in our prisons?

4 comments:

ymarsakar said...

She should be good until 2021. But I have no basis for that, I would need to check her Vedic astro chart first.

This time, America, this time, she will make it to trial... right?

Anonymous said...

I'm going to be wildly optimistic and say September 10th, in order to preclude an October Surprise for her former clients. The primaries and conventions will be over, school will be starting (or won't), and she'll have been held long enough for it to look more plausible than Epstein's demise.

LittleRed1

Grim said...

Yes, I think 'before the election' is really plausible.

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