Seen this picture a few times always with the *Gun Nut/Rethuglican/whatever* notations: Gun faces out for safety and ease of access. No creamer in the coffee. Sunny side up eggs!? Who does that? Needs more bacon.
Horsehockey. Everyone knows that having a pistol on the table is simply decadent. If you're expecting company, a sawed-off shotgun in your lap is so much more genteel.
No biscuits, gravy, or hashbrowns? What type of damnyankee breakfast is that?
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Seen this picture a few times always with the *Gun Nut/Rethuglican/whatever* notations:
Gun faces out for safety and ease of access.
No creamer in the coffee.
Sunny side up eggs!? Who does that?
Needs more bacon.
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DL beat me to it! More eggs, less toast, too.
Of course you make the eggs sunny side up. That's what you dip the toast in.
But yeah, more bacon.
There should be a rifle there, too.
Horsehockey. Everyone knows that having a pistol on the table is simply decadent. If you're expecting company, a sawed-off shotgun in your lap is so much more genteel.
No biscuits, gravy, or hashbrowns? What type of damnyankee breakfast is that?
1911
I didn't pay enough attention to the comments before.
"Everyone knows that the small concealable weapons go on the far left of the place setting..."
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