How Americans Breakfast

As seen from Europe.

6 comments:

  1. DL Sly6:33 PM

    Seen this picture a few times always with the *Gun Nut/Rethuglican/whatever* notations:
    Gun faces out for safety and ease of access.
    No creamer in the coffee.
    Sunny side up eggs!? Who does that?
    Needs more bacon.

    0>;~}

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  2. DL beat me to it! More eggs, less toast, too.

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  3. Eric Blair11:00 PM

    Of course you make the eggs sunny side up. That's what you dip the toast in.

    But yeah, more bacon.

    There should be a rifle there, too.

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  4. Horsehockey. Everyone knows that having a pistol on the table is simply decadent. If you're expecting company, a sawed-off shotgun in your lap is so much more genteel.

    No biscuits, gravy, or hashbrowns? What type of damnyankee breakfast is that?

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  5. I didn't pay enough attention to the comments before.

    "Everyone knows that the small concealable weapons go on the far left of the place setting..."

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