Now That's Real Journalism


I've generally found motorcycle rallies and biker bars to be extremely friendly places, in truth. Still, if you just wandered in and you don't have any background, this is an actually helpful newspaper article that will convey information that will improve your life. 

Partly this is by actually writing down the "unwritten rules." 
Rule No. 1: Hands Off
A motorcycle is not a park bench.

Don't sit on one.

Don't lean against one.

Don't climb aboard for a photograph.
I won't copy the whole list, but here's another bit of real wisdom:
Rule No. 4: Leave The Old Lady Alone
A surefire way to get your ass kicked at Sturgis is by "messing with someone's old lady,” Pretty Bobbie continued.

The term itself might sound less than flattering to an outsider.

In biker culture, Pretty Bobbie said calling a woman “old lady” is "the utmost term of respect."
Come to think of it, versions of both of those are in the Ten Commandments. They had asses instead of motorcycles, but it made the list. 

1 comment:

Thomas Doubting said...

Most good advice like that can be summarized by "Don't be an idiot," but it's good to know what exactly counts as idiocy. It varies from culture to culture.

Here's another fun article I saw while visiting the Cowboy State Daily. I didn't know there was a Mongol derby:

"The Mongol Derby follows the "postal route" established by Genghis Khan across the Mongolian Steppe in 1224. Horse messengers used the route so the leader of the Mongol Empire could communicate with the far-flung corners of his conquests.

"Today, the Mongol Derby holds the record for the longest multi-horse race in the world. Participants ride "semi-wild" Mongolian horses between 25 stations along the 620-mile route."

Apparently a woman from Wyoming has been one of three women in the lead the last few days.

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/08/10/jackson-woman-on-track-to-be-second-from-wyoming-to-win-620-mile-mongol-derby/