Heheh

Heh, Heh, Heh:

Of course anyone is welcome to patronize our store, but...

The device causes discomfort to younger ears by exploiting their ability to hear very high frequencies -- a power which declines once they reach their 20s.

Apparently, the devices are popular with everyone from shop keepers to police.

I know I really shouldn't be feeling this evil pleasure at reading the report. It's a mark of how flawed I am as a human being.

I think there's an emoticon for this: }:>