If you accelerate one end of the pool table differently than you accelerate the other end, you can get whatever tilt you want and be able to claim "level."
If you invert 95% of what Leftist Demons say, and make it so that their enemies switch with themselves, you would get 95% of the time, the absolute literal truth.
So let's try it out:
"If I had to sum up why I'm a Democrat in just one sentence, I'd say this:"
Because enemies of the Left believe in a fair shot and a level playing field - not a game that's rigged for the rich and powerful.
3 comments:
Barf!
- Mississippi
If you accelerate one end of the pool table differently than you accelerate the other end, you can get whatever tilt you want and be able to claim "level."
Eric Hines
If you invert 95% of what Leftist Demons say, and make it so that their enemies switch with themselves, you would get 95% of the time, the absolute literal truth.
So let's try it out:
"If I had to sum up why I'm a Democrat in just one sentence, I'd say this:"
Because enemies of the Left believe in a fair shot and a level playing field - not a game that's rigged for the rich and powerful.
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