And two recent Jay Leno cracks: "I know how President Obama can shut down Guantanamo Bay. All he has to do is turn it into a government-sponsored solar power company."
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"Fox News has changed its motto from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See! I told you so.'"
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Fox News should change their motto from "Fair and Balanced" to "Balancing Evil vs Good".
Leno can smell the blood in he water. More Leno:
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JAY LENO: President Obama says he’s renewing his efforts to close Guantanamo Bay. Guantanamo Bay? How about closing the IRS? Why don’t we do that?
[Thunderous applause]
How about shipping the IRS to Guantanamo Bay? That’s what we, yes! That’s how you do it.
[Thunderous applause]
Well, more problems with the IRS. A new report has found that they spent $50 million on employee conferences and retreats in just two years. They would have investigated sooner, but it turns out, you know, they don’t belong to any conservative groups. So nobody really noticed. They didn’t really see it. A little odd, yeah."
Leno's going to be hanging from a string soon enough.
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