Today, while celebrating the glories of beards around us, we contemplate an immortal question: Who had the better beard?
Odin?
or Zeus?
Turning from gods to wizards:
Gandalf?
Or Merlin?
Turning from wizards to kings:
Arthur?
Or Aragorn?
Hah! That's a trick question -- Aragorn didn't have a beard. If you run his name through Google, though, you'll be pretty sure he did.
2 comments:
I did sport very bushy sideburns for a while, but after each succeeding baby did his or her best to pull them out, they slowly shortened into oblivion.
When I was in China, they named me 大 鬍 鬚, and it's never been truer. My beard has grown somewhat prodigious in the last few years.
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