What's this "we" jazz, paleface?



Grim said...

“Say goodbye to your little friend” is an outstanding reference.

E Hines said...

I wonder if Robert Francis will bring Eric Swalwell's nukes when he comes a-callin'.

Eric Hines

raven said...

Hey, what do we have to lose?
HT Tex-

"If the intellectuals in the plays of Chekhov who spent all their time guessing what would happen in twenty, thirty, or forty years had been told that in forty years interrogation by torture would be practiced in Russia; that prisoners would have their skulls squeezed within iron rings; that a human being would be lowered into an acid bath; that they would be trussed up naked to be bitten by ants and bedbugs; that a ramrod heated over a primus stove would be thrust up their anal canal (the “secret brand”); that a man’s genitals would be slowly crushed beneath the toe of a jackboot; and that, in the luckiest possible circumstances, prisoners would be tortured by being kept from sleeping for a week, by thirst, and by being beaten to a bloody pulp, not one of Chekhov’s plays would have gotten to its end because all the heroes would have gone off to insane asylums."

And they want us to give up our weapons.....sure.

ymarsakar said...

Well, even if Americans get their guns confiscated, plenty of us know the super duper secret arts of naked man/woman/child assassination lethal force. Although the range is a bit... lackluster. But hey, the good thing is that no body check and no metal detector can detect it, unless your arms are part cyborg. Which is possible these days.

They are in need of a new hybrid martial art, instead of gun fu or using guns as part of an all range pack of elbow, fist range, leg range, spear range, melee range baton, handgun range, rifle range, sniper range package, they have special techniques specially for cyborg limbs.

I envision it as sort of attaching claws to your forearms or a whip blade to your leg. The connection strength of a prosthetic is rather weakly attached ot the keleton frame support, thus internal power arts cannot be used effectively. However, it can be used as an external weapon like a blade whip. It goes really fast and nobody cares if it breaks.