Obama DOD Just Trolling Us Now

Headline: "US Army Wants Biodegradable Bullets That Sprout Plants."

Of course we'd need to make different bullets for every conflict in order to avoid the environmental hazard of invasive species.

4 comments:

Assistant Village Idiot said...

They must have just discovered that unicorn flatulence is impossible.

Cassandra said...

Doesn't this violate the prime directive or something? Seems kinda "rapey" to impregnate foreign soil with seeds of our choosing :p

*rolling eyes*

I'm reminded of the 60s/70s trope where a long haired hippie chick inserts a flower into the business end of a soldier's rifle. Love is all we need.

Ymar Sakar said...

Hussein still can get military vets killed, as a final send off and toast to the patriotic crowd, Grim.

Then again, I've said something of that kind even in 2008-2009.

What has changed? Nothing. People only think it has changed because they think their eyes have been opened. The ignorant leading the blind think their eyes have been opened. Perhaps a little bit, but not enough.

douglas said...

Brings new meaning to "pushing up daisies".

Sorry.