Dim bulbs

None of my bulbs are this smart.


E Hines said...

There's a faster way to reset such a furshlugginer bulb. Put it in a paper sack, put the sack on the floor, then stomp on the sack.

My house will stay dumb and unconnected.

Full stop.

Eric Hines

Grim said...

I don’t like things to think for themselves.

douglas said...

Who programmed those things? Were they thinking that someone might accidentally cycle their lamp through two cycles of off-for-two, on-for-eight seconds, so they should make it three cycles to be sure you don't accidentally restart?!? I can't even begin to figure out how you make programming decisions like that.

But I won't have to worry about it, as I don't have any of those either.

Remember when all you needed to know when replacing a light bulb was the wattage?