The Opposite of Secession

The Chicago Tribune publishes a paper advocating for dissolving Illinois for absorption by the surrounding states.


E Hines said...

As long as the surrounding States don't have to take the politicians.

Shamefully, Rauner appears to have abjectly surrendered to the Democrats on the budget, cravenly agreeing to raise a variety of tax rates.

Eric Hines

Anonymous said...

"Dear USA,

We don't want Chicago. Or any part of Chicago. Ever.



(Please read in the thickest Midwestern Accent possible for full effect)

james said...

Actually, if you can pry up the Field Museum, we could probably find a better home for it.

E Hines said...

I was partial to the Museum of Science and Industry, too. Just don't want the politicians.

Eric Hines