How Americans Breakfast

As seen from Europe.


DL Sly said...

Seen this picture a few times always with the *Gun Nut/Rethuglican/whatever* notations:
Gun faces out for safety and ease of access.
No creamer in the coffee.
Sunny side up eggs!? Who does that?
Needs more bacon.


Tom said...

DL beat me to it! More eggs, less toast, too.

Eric Blair said...

Of course you make the eggs sunny side up. That's what you dip the toast in.

But yeah, more bacon.

There should be a rifle there, too.

Pawpaw said...

Horsehockey. Everyone knows that having a pistol on the table is simply decadent. If you're expecting company, a sawed-off shotgun in your lap is so much more genteel.

No biscuits, gravy, or hashbrowns? What type of damnyankee breakfast is that?

Daniel said...


Texan99 said...

I didn't pay enough attention to the comments before.

"Everyone knows that the small concealable weapons go on the far left of the place setting..."