Joatmoaf responds to a Cassidy post with one of the best jokes I've heard in ages:
Moishe Reads an Arab NewspaperI think we can all appreciate that joke, these days.
A Jewish man was riding on the NY subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his notices this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approaches the newspaper reader.
"Moishe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?"
Moishe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now, what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"
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