It's Proven By The Science

Headline: "Scientists: Vegetarian cavemen died off."

Meat-eating cavemen? They're your ancestors!

How about the beer-drinking cavemen? Trick question: cavemen didn't drink beer, because the invention of beer was what gave rise to civilization.

1 comment:

bthun said...

Vegetarian cavemen? That's what other omnivores called food.

Not to mention those vegans were unable to avail themselves of this advancement in human evolution, so they remained childless.