‘Fore ya drink yerself stupid
 Well, stupider than ya are
 Make sure ya got a DD
 ‘Fore gettin’ in the car
 Make sure you ain’t drivin’
 On this your career’ll ‘inge
 Make sure the cherry has the keys
 On porter and pie you’ll binge
...
(Yeah, there are three more stanzas, but not as good as one would have hoped for Kipling. I actually suspect an imposter wrote it.)
3 comments:
We're doing weekend safety briefs on Wednesday now? I know it's been a rough week, but still.
I vote imposter, on the basis of "DD." Other parts are suspect, but that one seals it.
Hey, it's Friday night somewhere ... um, like Mars, maybe?
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