So you want to be a moderate

Zero Hedge has an application form for Syrian rebels to fill out.
Complete the following sentence. “American weapons are…”
A) Always a good thing to randomly add to any international hot spot 
B) Exactly what this raging civil war has been missing for the past three years 
C) Best when used moderately 
D) Super easy to resell online

2 comments:

Ymar Sakar said...

Is that for all the Syrian Hizbullah Asylums Hussein got into the US?

E Hines said...

Well, here's part of the problem: assures you your own US-made Humvee and a few thousand bullets to shoot at US soldiers across the border in Iraq.

Zero Hedge misunderstands: the gentleman wouldn't be shooting as US soldiers; he'd be politely and expeditiously returning the ammunition that's proved excess to his needs.

I also suggest a couple of modifications to the poll's questions:

If I were given a highly lethal automatic weapon by the United States, I would:

E) Spray the bullets around because I'm a proper, equal opportunity jihadist.

I consider ISIS

E) the International Sales Institute of Switzerland. What are they doing in Syria?

Eric Hines