Today's Headline

"Terrorist arrested in elaborate plan to cause minor cosmetic damage to government buildings."

It is good to love your enemies.  I love this one for designing a plan that, even if it had worked, would have had no effect whatsoever on America aside from a few days' employment for out-of-work construction contractors.  Also for finding a way to make Toys'R'Us into a supplier of dual-use technology.

1 comment:

DL Sly said...

Obviously a member of UPLF (Underachieving People's [or should that be *Person's*?] Liberation Front)
Achmed will not be happy.