Yet since Romney became the presumptive nominee, we've suddenly learned that:
A) He was arrested for disorderly conduct for refusing to obey police instructions on how to operate his boat;
B) He was a roughhouse prankster who was part of a high-school gang that once jumped a guy and gave him a hair-cut.
Fortunately for Romney, there's a way to turn this around.
Romney Campaign Adopts New Slogan