Not sissies

I don't remember ever reading about Teddy Roosevelt's being shot in the chest a month before his election.

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  1. And then finishing his speech.

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  2. A reckless blow against the security of the nation by a swaggering cowboy who defied medical advice and encourage gunshot victims everywhere to treat the scourge of gun violence cavalierly.

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  3. Immortalized in this epic rap battle:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQ

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  4. Teddy carried the folded pages of his speech in his jacket pocket. The bullet flattened as it passed through the paper-barrier and so failed to penetrate T.R.'s
    manly bod -- at least not quite as deeply as it might have had he not had such a lot of prepared remarks ready to deliver.

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  5. I once read a Civil War history that claimed there was a brief surge of people carrying coat pocket Bibles following numerous stories of lives saved by them, until soldiers learned that steel whisky flasks stopped bullets just as well.

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  6. Woody Allen8:19 PM

    "Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet! And I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet"

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