Hey kids! Why not steal your parents’ guns and turn them in to agents of the state? We mean your teachers, of course, who will have no reason to view your producing a firearm in their classroom as anything but good citizenship.
What could go wrong?
Pretty much everything!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the puppies and kitties are sad about guns too. We know what they are thinking because of their sad eyes.
ReplyDeleteMy cats are thinking, "Iz good we haz the the gunz to shootz the coyotes.
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