In what was an originally exciting, if not unexpected situation, the Eisenhower’s administration department has become “flooded with a deluge of paternity leave requests,” said Master Chief Yeoman Reginald “Reggie” Frank.Not quite. Paternity leave is ten days in the Navy, not two weeks.
“It’s an admin nightmare, but I can’t blame these guys. The mother and baby were airlifted to Bahrain, so... that means two weeks shore leave in Manama, whether or not she’s actually your baby-mama,” Frank added.
According to other sources, the carrier has convened a panel of officers and senior enlisted to sort through the ream of paternity requests, in an attempt to determine the most probable candidate.
Maternity leave? Four and a half months.
Paternity leave is ten days in the Navy, not two weeks.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this the New Navy? Don't forget the weekends. Two weeks. Plus two days, since the front and back weekends surely count.
Eric Hines