Heh. "There are monsters that need pummeling"

I am almost certain that this is Swiftian satire, but hey, discuss anyway. NEWTON'S OPTIC: THE ANSWER to all our problems is staring us ...

Everybody's using this clip. I think I have seen about a half dozen parodies of this thing. (via Instapundit)

Can you do better?

...And I saw a leg. The Onion scores again. (via OPFOR)