Like Food Under Communism

“Dark humor is like food under Communism:
Not everyone gets it.”

Also like Communism, it sounds promising…
…but turns out to be deeply disappointing.
No stars. 

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:19 AM

    But was there a long line?

    I would have expected more Communists in the dish names. They must have been rationed.

    - Tom

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    1. There was not. And I noticed that they expected to be paid for the food, too. I suspect that they may be heretical Communists.

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    2. Mensheviks! Trotskyites!

      But there really is a rich vein of commie references to mine for food & beverage names.

      The Wrecker = the strongest drink on the menu
      The Hoarder = the meal w/ the most calories
      The Kulak = an empty plate - just kidding! actually a vegetarian plate or a wheat beer
      The Trotsky = a bloody Mary by another name
      The Che = a cuban dish
      Etc.

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  2. Were there coupons for those who had not received their SNAP benefit?

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