When they're just lying to us again

In the annals of meta, prepared to be shocked by the news that status pages for the big internet hubs sometimes are less than candid about the true state of their service, doggedly proclaiming that All Is Well.  Now there is a Status Page Status Page that cheekily compares the official pronouncements with the reported user experience, thus threatening morale and inciting insurgency.  Presumably the Attorney General, the CDC, and Justin Trudeau are already on the case.  Fact-checking is all very well if top men do it, but this kind of thing is the Wild West, dog-eat-dog capitalism.