Military to Diversify Working Dogs, Include Chihuahuas

So far, there have been no Chihuahuas capable of taking down a 250-pound man by the arm, so the military has elected to eliminate that test altogether.

6 comments:

  1. Seems fair. Chihuahuas are a proud breed and their feelings might be hurt.

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  2. Do not underestimate the vulnerability of a 250-pound man's ankle.

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  3. Surely all one needs is proper training, and inspirational examples. If a vorpal bunny can do it, why can't a chihuahua?

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  4. The chihuahua can do it. Just needs more cowbell.

    Eric Hines

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  5. If diversity enthusiasts were sane, they'd do things like call our attention to the fact that a chihuahua might be a spectacular bomb-sniffing agent. We could then ponder our unconscious confusion of size and strength with other useful skills.

    But disparate-impact thinking and laziness and envy infect nearly every area of public policy, to the point where the rules are futile attempts at legislating magical merit and reward.

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  6. Chihuahuas as tunnel rats.

    Seems fitting....

    Eric Hines

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