The Fuller Brush Man

Babylon Bee has good suggestions for how to get rid of the Vaccine Evangelist who comes to your door.

I found decades ago that a polite and painless way of getting rid of anyone at my front door was to smile pleasantly and explain that I don't discuss [whatever] with people I don't know well.  It goes along with Miss Manners's advice to answer impertinent questions with "How soon do you need to know?"

11 comments:

  1. Now that's weird. It says I wrote this, but clearly this is a Tex post. (Although I also admire Miss Manners' advice on many subjects.) I'll try to fix it.

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  2. No, I don't seem to be able to change it. WordPress allows you to edit the author, but Blogger doesn't seem to do.

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  3. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Post a no trespassing sign.
    Press charges against them when they violate posted sign.
    Bog them down in court
    Consider this your public duty.

    https://www.wnd.com/2021/07/covid-interrogators-coming-post-no-trespassing-sign-senator-says/

    Greg

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  4. Anonymous12:17 PM

    https://twitter.com/kelliwardaz/status/1412849185657851904

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  5. I don't think they'll really send people around, but the actual point to press is that if they can do that they can also use the opportunity to ensure that every voting citizen in the house has a chance to obtain proper ID.

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  6. Anonymous12:44 PM

    so what your saying they are lying...... Which is more Technocratic Marxist Lies....a departure from reality... ok... so lets remember Dalrymple's dictum

    .......Theodore Dalrymple: Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small. In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better.....................

    More commie BS, so lets keep our eyes on the real news from Wisconsin, Shall we?

    Major Voter Target Plan Uncovered In Wisconsin

    https://rumble.com/vjlq59-major-voter-target-plan-uncovered-in-wisconsin.html


    or

    More on Wisconsin

    https://rumble.com/vjlt0b-episode-1082-subversion-at-every-level-of-government-and-the-ccps-dangerous.html

    Greg

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  7. Or this: take their name and contact data.

    Then ask them how they know whether you're vaccinated.

    If they answer that with an indication that they know, take their picture (you do have your cell ready and armed, yes?), and advise them they've violated HIPAA and that they'll be going to court soon.

    Then do that, and refuse any settlement offer.

    Eric Hines

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  8. I've reposted it under my own name now. That was strange.

    JP Sears is always good.

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  9. He is, although that one ends somewhat darker than he usually prefers.

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  10. I'll start by handing them a bitten-into apple and asking if they think it tastes right, then excusing myself as I have to sneeze.

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