You've All Been Very Bad

Headline: "Santa Claus Converts to Calvinism, Puts Everyone on Naughty List."

5 comments:

  1. There was this link, too, at the OP linked-to article: http://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-criticized-culturally-appropriating-human-nature/

    Eric Hines

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  2. Anonymous3:38 PM

    We all laughed at this article, though I did have to explain it to my eldest daughter what it meant (T in Tulip). She looked at me nonplussed and said "Sure, that's right, but it doesn't mean that everyone is murderous..."

    Theology - Satisfactory
    Grammar - Needs improvement

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  3. "Claus reportedly further repented of his merits-based system of giving out gifts, and will now instead select people to receive presents based on nothing good or bad within themselves, but solely on his mercy."

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  4. That's hilarious.

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  5. Eric Blair2:36 PM

    That's pretty good.

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