The Opposite of Secession

The Chicago Tribune publishes a paper advocating for dissolving Illinois for absorption by the surrounding states.
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4 comments:

  1. E Hines4:54 PM

    As long as the surrounding States don't have to take the politicians.

    Shamefully, Rauner appears to have abjectly surrendered to the Democrats on the budget, cravenly agreeing to raise a variety of tax rates.

    Eric Hines

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  2. Anonymous7:11 PM

    "Dear USA,

    We don't want Chicago. Or any part of Chicago. Ever.

    Thanks,

    ~Wisconsin"

    (Please read in the thickest Midwestern Accent possible for full effect)

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  3. james10:48 PM

    Actually, if you can pry up the Field Museum, we could probably find a better home for it.

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  4. E Hines11:03 PM

    I was partial to the Museum of Science and Industry, too. Just don't want the politicians.

    Eric Hines

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