Foreign Cars Do Sometimes Resemble Trolls

[A]round 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison.... A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.
Apparently she called the police and reported that "a pirate" was attacking her. A gross mis-identification!
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3 comments:

  1. DL Sly12:10 PM

    I'll say! Chain mail on a pirate?!!
    Shiver me timbers....as I sink all the way to Davey Jones' locker.
    Silly woman.
    0>;~]

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  2. E Hines4:26 PM

    Several puncture marks in Bass would be appropriate....

    Eric Hines

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  3. MikeD8:37 AM

    What do you call a pirate wearing armor?

    An anchor.

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