Jokes (Not For Dummies)

The authors of this piece assert that you won't get these jokes. I assume they know their audience. As for you ladies and gentlemen, I believe you will collectively get all of them, and individually nearly all.

18 comments:

  1. I especially liked 10, 16, and 25.

    Eric Hines

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  2. My favorite was 5.

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  3. 5, 10, 18, & 22.

    I didn't get #12.

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  4. Oh, the collective noun for crows is "a murder of crows." So two crows is just an attempt at a murder. :)

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  5. Eric Blair11:14 PM

    Smiled at that one.

    I get to fix stuff like #25 at work.

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  6. Fun list.
    I like 18 & 10 particularly.
    A few I had to refresh my memory (via google) to get it, but it took very little prodding. The Mandelbrot one for instance- I couldn't recall his work with with Fractals, but once I had that...

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  7. You know, I really like 16 too. Anyone who's had to graph relativistic motion will find that one hilarious.

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  8. Doctor, I got most of them, should I be worried?

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  9. I had to guess at #4.

    I liked #20. Actually, I liked many of these, but #20 was one I hadn't heard before. #19 was good, too, and #10.

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  10. DL Sly10:25 PM

    Ok, I'm so bad I didn't even bother to pay attention to the numbers. I was must reading through going "Uh huh" *groan* "Uh huh" etc etc

    Now I'm gonna hafta go back and look at the numbers.....

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  11. DL Sly11:35 PM

    *sigh*
    "just"

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  12. Surprised myself. I got them all.

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  13. I got all of them except 10:

    10. The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.

    What? Help me out here, folks.

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  14. Oh, and Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding down the highway and get pulled over by a cop.

    "Do you know how fast you were going?" the cop asks.

    "No," Heisenberg replies, "but we knew exactly where we were."

    The cop thought this was a strange answer and decided to search the car. After opening the trunk, he called out, "Did you two know you've got a dead cat in the trunk?"

    "Well, we do NOW!" Schrodinger replied.

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  15. Tom,
    Tachyons are theoretical particles that travel faster than the speed of light. This would break causality. They essentially move backwards in time. Thus the order is reversed.

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  16. Tom:

    If you're interested in exploring it further, there's an article from the SEP here.

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  17. LOL, Tom how did you get the joke YOU told (which was great by the way, better than anything at the link) and NOT get the Tachyon reference...? :-D

    Took me a few minutes to get the v-for-victory-v-for-five reference in #19 but I did eventually get it.

    I'll confess I don't know enough about Chomsky's memes to Really Get the punch line to #18, though the other two refs are clear enough. I note the two appear to be switched (Goedel vs. Heisenberg) so I presume that may be it, it lacks impact.

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