Headline: "Scientists: Vegetarian cavemen died off."
Meat-eating cavemen? They're your ancestors!
How about the beer-drinking cavemen? Trick question: cavemen didn't drink beer, because the invention of beer was what gave rise to civilization.
Vegetarian cavemen? That's what other omnivores called food.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention those vegans were unable to avail themselves of this advancement in human evolution, so they remained childless.