"Terrorist arrested in elaborate plan to cause minor cosmetic damage to government buildings."
It is good to love your enemies. I love this one for designing a plan that, even if it had worked, would have had no effect whatsoever on America aside from a few days' employment for out-of-work construction contractors. Also for finding a way to make Toys'R'Us into a supplier of dual-use technology.
Obviously a member of UPLF (Underachieving People's [or should that be *Person's*?] Liberation Front)
ReplyDeleteAchmed will not be happy.
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