Meanwile, DB: "Chelsea Manning hopes to become Senate’s first openly transgender disgrace."
“There have been many disgraceful senators,” said political analyst Rob Tembley. “In fact, there are many serving right now. Manning, however, would be the first openly transgender one.”...It's a joke, kind of.
“We need someone willing to fight,” Manning continues, referring to her inability to fight when her supervisor removed the bolt from her rifle after she was found in a cupboard in the fetal position.
Although the 30-year-old traitor with no advanced education is a historically unqualified candidate, supporters claim her emotional problems and mental instability make her a great fit for the current political climate.
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In all seriousness, I hope she does win the Progressive-Democrats' nomination.
It'd be fun to watch her opponents in the race use her giving away classified information against her.
It'd be just as much fun watching the Progressive-Democratic Party defend themselves as the Party that gives away classified information.
Eric Hines
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